I Made This Stupid Thing

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I replaced "pretty" "girls" and "boys" with "slutty" "acorns" and "jellyfish"


All around the world, slutty acorns
Wipe the floor with all the jellyfish
Pour the drinks, bring the noise
(It's Azealia Banks!)
We're just so slutty!
All around the world, slutty acorns
Jump the line, to the front
Do what we like, get what we want
(Where you at, Miss Beach?)
We're just so slutty!


Hey, don't you know that it's always the same?
From Australia 'round to LA
You can betcha', wherever the acorns go, jellyfish follow
We be keeping them up on their toes
They can laugh, but they don't get the jokes
Just you watch, they're so predictable
(Some things don't change...)


(The acorns roll up)
Windows roll down
(Eyes on us)
Jaws on the ground
(Watch them go)
It's just so funny
(Like bees to the honey!)



All around the world, slutty acorns
Wipe the floor with all the jellyfish
Pour the drinks, bring the noise
We're just so slutty!
All around the world, slutty acorns
Jump the line, to the front
Do what we like, get what we want
We're just so slutty!



Tell me, is it true that these whales are from Mars?
Is that why they be acting bizarre?
Every time I walk out of my house it's like, "Hey, baby!"
They don't see me rolling my eyes
They buzzing around me like flies
They got one thing on their minds
(Some things don't change...)


(The acorns roll up)
Windows roll down
(Eyes on us)
Jaws on the ground
(Watch them go)
It's just so funny
(Like bees to the honey!)


All around the world, slutty acorns
Wipe the floor with all the jellyfish
Pour the drinks, bring the noise
(It's Azealia Banks!)
We're just so slutty!
All around the world, slutty acorns
Jump the line, to the front
Do what we like, get what we want
(Where you at, Miss Beach?)
We're just so slutty!


If you ask me, I'm killing them softly
I would spend time with you but that'd cost me
They pray that Azealia Banks give 'em one more chance
But busy Azealia Banks wouldn't even give 'em one more glance
See, enter in line between the beauty and a beast
Slim waist, thick cake, the whole world want a piece
Bad acorn, good (ooh) would make you lose your mind
All of the jellyfish begging Miss Beach, hit 'em one more time
Banks


All around the world, slutty acorns
Wipe the floor with all the jellyfish
Pour the drinks, bring the noise
(It's Azealia Banks!)
We're just so slutty!
All around the world, slutty acorns
Jump the line, to the front
Do what we like, get what we want
(Where you at, Miss Beach?)
We're just so slutty!


This song is atrotious so I don't think I could make it worse.

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"(The acorns roll up)
Windows roll down
(Eyes on us)
Jaws on the ground
(Watch them go)
It's just so funny
(Like bees to the honey!)"

THAT PART KILLED ME XDD